Splurgle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(Old) Alex the Samurai]

Why... why....

Why did you do this to newgrounds... You need to work on so many things I can't write it all in 1 review.

Lemme start off.

1) Choppy as hell. What, did you use 12 fps?
2) Graphics were repetitive and stupid. You used MI's source code in every WRONG way possible.
3) No feet. Period.
4) Worst violence I've ever seen. No one can punch someone else's head off and then yell "OWNED?!". That is just fucking stupid.
5) Bodies = large.
6) Worst storyline ever. I couldn't understand what was going on.
7) Do not ever, ever, ever proceed to work on a sequel till you are ready to expand, ready to pass this disgusting stage.

All in all, this was, horrible. I'm sorry. It just was. I think it is truly unworthy of it's current score, and I think you should continue to practice before submitting. Because, this was very very unpleasant to my eyes.

1/5

PS: Violence gets a 0 because that was not something I'd consider violence.

Deathprogram responds:

i guess i should thank you becaus u learned me some things and i did this whit a friend we arent the best animators in the world :/ well we tryed and i know we didnt add feet we were to lazy :P well bye

Deathprogram

[Jesus' Day Off]

Pretty good!

I liked this, crude humor, and a great remake of Jesus. Your graphics were sloppy, but in a good, stylish way, your voice acting was matching with the animation. But the ending kinda sucked ass. Good job!

[Madness Christmas 2006]

Not bad, not bad.

The animation wasn't so bad, I mean, it was choppy at times, and the bodies didn't move as much as they should. But hey, it was still fine. There wasn't enough killing, but that's okay too. It was still a decent flash, and I think you did a pretty decent job with it.

export-gold responds:

Yea i did lack at the movement and violence but thanks so much the great review!

[Tricky Madness 2]

Omfg.

You rock, Krinkels. This was beautiful.

[Madness Pelicle]

I.... Am really sorry.

You do not suck. First of all.
But, on the other hand, this movie was very poorly made.
1) Animation was VERY VERY choppy. You need a lot of realistic movements and smoother animation.
2) Sound quality was poor.
3) The "plot" was COMPLETELY ripped from the original madness.
4) The killing was much too bland. I got bored. It was the same old stuff!
5) The only thing you get credit for is for trying.

Keep practicing, you can get better. And, sorry, I think this is undeserving of it's score. Keep trying!

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

A fantastic movie!

This was a very fast-paced, action-packed movie! I enjoyed the numerous amounts of fighting moves and styles used, and I do appreciate the great 3-D effects. You sure have done it with this one, this one is probably the best Xiao Xiao ever. You should stick with Xiao Xiao movies rather than games. They're much better.

[MAX PAYNE 3D]

One of the best stick movies ever made.

This was a fantastic movie! Great combos, and it was quite entertaining watching the stick figure go through many different foes with two guns. I thought this is a stick movie worth watching, due to it's excessive violence. I could watch this forever!

[Merry Christmess]

Touching!

Not only do I love your animation style, I also love the way you presented it. Everything was detailed and was explained properly, it made me keep on watching. I loved the fact that you used PS3 and Wii as a present because that's what every kid wants right now!

Good ending, made me feel happy, and a Merry Christmas to you.

[Carol of the Robots]

This is another artistic Masterpiece by Dustball.

It's good that you are both an animator and a musician. You are able to please people better because you express what you want the animation to express through music aswell. This is a great animation, you have gotten really creative. I am expecting more stuff from you!

[Life of a Xmas Present]

AWESOME!

This is a great Christmas animation. I loved the very artistic style of animation, the fabulous, fitting music, and the funny ending! You are truly deserving of the Daily Feature, and I seriously think you oughta be makin' more in this style.

Keep it up!