Splurgle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Weebl and Bob : Goo-lien]

I don't know how you do it, lol.

All the time I see new stuff from you, which is amazing. Why? Because almost all of your submissions are SO fresh and are absolutely nothing to be bored about. I love how you keep the olden parts of Weebl and Bob in the works such as the speech bubbles and their orignal design. I loved the fact that all of your work looks so shiny and always wins the crowd over. I've also noticed a lot of your work has won a deservable Daily or Weekly award.

I am not even going to ask, because I am pretty sure you're not going to stop animating.

... Right? :]

[Bambee]

Hahahahah.

Oh my god, this was good shit. The funniest part of this movie would have to be the giving birth part. I have absolutely no idea I found something like that so twisted, but apparently I did. This was a great flash, and I would expect nothing less from you. Overall a good job, great stuff for 3 weeks of work. I was thinking it took 3 months at first before I read your author comment. This was a great Flash, and I am looking forward to more El-Cid stuff.

~Splurgle

[Jamie Vs. Eric]

You should T@KEN SHAYME for what you did.

This was a tedious and disgraceful tribute to madness and perhaps to Flash itself. To be very, very honest I would RATHER watch a nasty tribute like this with Krinkel's sprites. Although that doesn't do much, it is much better than your disgusting, poorly immitated sprites you used for this terrible tribute. I'd wish you'd do some practice or at least learn to draw something before you submit anything to the portal. This was way off the original Madness and you are thinking you are high and mighty for submitting a lazy and sloppy tribute which someone could make if they were stoned/drunk or mentally handicapped.

You need practice, is what I'm basically trying to say.

[Waterlollies]

I can't believe...

....I haven't reviewed this yet. This is like, the best movie ever. It had the graphics worthy of a Disney motion picture. It's pretty much all I have to say about such a masterpiece. We all know you are one of the best ones on NG, and you should be proud to achieve such a rank, which I'm sure you are. >:]

~Splurgle

[Madness Inundation]

To the guy below me:

There is actually a storyline. If you actually watched the motherfucking movie you would see it. Try to follow along. This, Krinkels, pwnz all. With the intense amounts of style, new blood, new guns, new guys, etc, this one tops the rest by a long shot.

Winrar. ~Splurgle

[TANKMEN .5]

All I can say is...

You will never get stale. Keep up the good work. Tankmen ftw.

[Blockhead Ghostmas]

This episode...

...With the episode preceding it are probably my two episodes. Simply because these two particular episodes portray your brand new, cleaner methods of animation. The movements are crisp and TV-like. The humor is the same as the others (which is not a bad thing.) Also, it had a certain quality to it that made me watch it 5 times more. Great work again, Swain. You are certainly very, very good at what you are doing.

~Splurgle

[Happiness Apotheosis]

I LOVED the ending.

I seriously watch this often JUST for the ending. It gave me a load of laughs, along with the movie itself. Very well done, a very original spin of Madness.

~Splurgle

[:the Composer:]

Incredible.

There was so much meaning behind this movie. I seriously have never been touched THIS much by a single flash movie ever before. A job well done. You are a true inspiration.

~Splurgle

[Madness Neurosis Collab]

I don't mean to be a jerk, but...

This was not such a good collab. Everything was so flat and boring. A lot of the parts were extremely choppy, with the exception of XRaider and LLL. The rest of the parts weren't good at all. A lot of the graphics used were just blatant rips from spritesheets, it took forever for the guys to kill each other, it wasn't funny at ALL, the menu was poorly scripted, the credits were incomplete, all of the character positioning and modelling was completely off. The different perspectives of shooting were horribly done, wrong head views were used, and seriously fucking gay recoil. Most of the movement was very choppy and very very fucking hard to watch. Nearly everything was misplaced, quite a few things were ripped, and the only reason this got a good score is because of the 100 page topic in the forums. This was no where near to my expectations, and although you guys "worked" hard, all you made was a eye torturing train wreck.

Sorry to say it, I really am. I'm not being a jerk or anything, because I'm no Krinkels. I suck.

There is serious, massive room for improvement in this collab. Hopefully the next one would live up to something good?

~Splurgle

YK-Blaze responds:

i know you made ME series but if you made the best tribute there is it doesn't mean that you need to criticize this....so we used spritesheet? so? does that mean that elvin earthworm(the creator of the populer SMBZ series) suck because he used sprites? we did the same just with madness characters...it doesnt mean its awefull...i know it has been choppy but it was fun for alot(alot!) of people so if you think cause you made ME that anything thats not like it is wrong...then fuck you....
im not saying it was perfect im not saying it was the best madness ever this was just another tribute for krinkels famous series and no its not because of the 100 pages....why? cause theres over 100,000 views and its growing...i do understand that theres at least 30% that didn't like it
but there are 70% that did so i dont care about the haters...my flash is for enjoyment only
and i see you didn't only because its not like krinkels so conclusion....you like watching the same splurgle ... we made something a bit diffrent and because of that you hate it....(all in your review) so you are a jerk :P