Splurgle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Abrogation]

Yes

I signed in after 2 years to write a review of this, come at me

Krinkels responds:

Yeah well... YEAH!?

[Madness Agitation 3]

Nice work everyone

Definitely turned out great, and I can't believe I got the ender lol. Hah! About time.

NICE!

FATSHARK responds:

The fuck are you?

[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

Very nice!

Although it did have it's share of choppiness, it was still really fun to watch.

ALSO! Splurgle brand vodka. <3

Nice collab guys. Can't believe I'm seeing it now....

LittleLuckyLink responds:

I love you.

[Dementia Madness]

Holy fucking shit

That was intense. Crazy, ballistic, original, demented indeed. Very nice use of color in madness, and the plain plot was certainly compensated for with awesome animation and violence. I especially loved the toxic gas scene, very original. Very awesome!! One of my most favorite tributes yet and it's WAAAY underrated. People these days don't know a good tribute when they see one.

Excellent work brah!

S

Psychojester53 responds:

Awesome, I'm really glad you enjoyed it Surpleg.

[Madness Ultimate Collab 3]

Overall, a nice collab.

Everyone's part was fine, although some were better than others. Delamortes and KingApple were definitely on top. I gotta tell you, Delamortes was really awesome. It was on par with Krinkels. Holy hell style!!

Overall a good collab, although some parts could have used a lot of improvement.

GabrielBarsch responds:

wow thanks for your good and constructive review splurgle, have so much time you don´t submit anything here on newgrounds, I hope the madness elimination RE be out soon

[Redness Precision]

WOOOOOW.

I LOVED it. Wow. You are simply a master at combining a story with senseless violence. Graphics were analrapingly good alongside splendid voice acting. Good job man, you have improved a FUCK load since your last one. It's simply beautiful.

I am also slowly animating my shit, and I must say you have really inspired me to hurry the fuck up!

Great voice acting, story, graphics, music, everything, Alpha man. Ten. Ten. TEN!! 10!!! Fucking loved it.

~Splurgle :)

Alpha-Nuva responds:

OMFG SPLURGLE! I love you man. Fucking finish MadElim up, man, I'm running out of sustaining porn.

[Mastermind 3]

Getting better and better,

You are just... fucking awesome. I find the Mastermind series to be brilliant, humorous, and just so awesome. The graphics were the same, but outstanding as usual. This isn't really criticism but more like... praise.

Praise, praise, praise.

~Huge ass fan.

The-Swain responds:

I hate recycling artwork, but it would be silly to redraw it all each time. So what I do is try to include as much NEW artwork to augment the old as possible <3

[Merry Madness 7 TRAILER]

Okay, I'm going to use every character now.

So, what really confused me at first was the fact that you already have a TEASER for this Merry Madness 7. I said to myself, "Hmm, this might be alright." I've never seen any of the other ones, so i didn't know what it was. I look at this and think, what the HELL is this. I honestly have no idea what these are for. These little things are just blatant tweened disasters. All of the graphics were just poorly made. That's all I have to say. You make short little movements all the time at every part of this little movie. All of them were just disgusting. DISGUSTING. This is just stupid and useless.

EVERYTHING you made here was childish. Seriously. There is no purpose in this movie, no storyline, no nothing. Your poor madness sprites made me cringe and just wish your copy of flash would just shrivel up in flames.

You're just a kid, and you really need a lot of practice before you try and make anything good. Honestly. I see no entertainment value in this SECOND preview for the 7th train wreck you're planning on crapping out into the newgrounds atmosphere.

Who the HELL cares what I think, right? I'm just giving you suggestions. Your graphics and storytelling abilities are very weak and mediocre, and I wasn't entertained at all as I watched this movie. But, you don't need to listen to what I say. Continue making your crappy movies. They're horrible. Hopefully soon you will get the picture.

Don't bother replying to this. I'm not going to read it, and if I stumble upon it, I will laugh with girlish delight. I cannot believe there is THIS MUCH hype over such a worthless movie. This was slow, choppy, distorted, and quite fucking boring to be very, very honest. But go ahead. I can't stop you.

Fail all you like. The people that just say "OGM I LUV DIS SO MUCH ITS SO AWESOME IM U R BGIST FAN" know nothing. They don't give you any sort of criticism except encourage you to continue failing.

Like I said before, say whatever you want to me. This has dragged WAY too far. WAY. Who the fuck releases 2 previews of the same movie? Who? How pointless is that? Is that supposed to encourage people? Make them even more excited? You need to learn how to play the game before you start battling on Hard Mode. This is just an utter disgrace. ALL of your graphics are just horrible generic shapes with lines that are placed in the wrong areas. Seriously, just stop. You're not contributing much except to your ego. You submit this then you can tell yourself "Oh, I am Martin Scorsese. I am Krinkels. I rule. I need no improvement. I'm going to rush through everything I make." You are sadly mistaken.

I am coming to think that for a DEFINITE FACT you won't listen to anything I've said. And frankly, I don't care. I just can't believe what you're getting for this. It's just lame and overrated. You need to brush up on your graphics, animation techniques, storyboarding, story planning, and fucking make some more original characters. Santa and fucking zucchini shaped green demons aren't very original if you ask me. I'm tired of seeing these generic madness tributes and to be very frank, I'm getting tired of making them.

No one will ever come close to Krinkels, I don't know what compels them to continue trying to be something they will most likely either give up on or just never be. It's just the truth. I am giving you an inept analysis you have NEVER asked for.

Hey, I don't even know if you're going to READ all of this. If you did, good job. Now you know what I think. Oh, what's that? You don't care? Nice.

Time to sum this up.

-Poorly made generic graphics with an overused character scheme.
-No action.
-Not a clear/entertaining story.
-Seems to be very stale with a very common concept.
-Mediocre and blatant rip off of the Madness series.

Just improve these and you would get somewhere. Making stuff like this... well, I just don't find to be very appealing to watch. It's going too far.
If you plan on an 8th, I suggest remaking all of the graphics. It's for the best. And take up some new animation techniques because robotic tweening is lame.

adollfo responds:

hmmm....to loong...I already know u just insult my work...and yeah....I don´t care

[Madness HQ]

"Special Effects?"

Are you fucking kidding me? All I saw in this Madness interactive sprite sheet you like to call a movie was a bunch of movie clips with blur filters on them. Not to mention the horrid overused elevator music, the unoriginal sprites, the awful buttons, and the tweened disaster you liked to call animation.

-there were misplaced heads, distorted bodies, horrible ripped sprites, and a pixelated Earth you probably got from google.

Judging from your authors comments you're acting like some big shot animator with years upon years of experience racked under your belt. No. You need to open your eyes and maybe look at how much of a disaster your "SPECIAL EFFECTS SKILLS" are. The tweened smoke was just a joke. Anybody can make a movie clip, select the filters tab, and press that + button to add a blur effect. There. See? I just described your special effects.

Spend more time on your work, don't make shorts, draw your own stuff, and for god sakes keep practicing.

FILTERS AREN'T SPECIAL EFFECTS. THEY JUST AREN'T.
MADNESS IS NOT TWEENED. TWEENING IS ROBOTIC AND UNREALISTIC, NOT TO MENTION VERY PAINFUL TO WATCH.

Don't bother replying to this, because I'm pretty sure you will ignore the criticism and take offense to what I have said. You need to figure out some new techniques before you decide to submit your movies.

I hope you consider this?

-Regardless of the time you spent making this atrocity, it is a worthless movie with many different segments that need more improvements added on before you decide to submit it. This was just horrible

andy70707 responds:

HMM. So much to say. I won't take offence as I know its not that great. I used to animate FBF, but eveyone ssaid it was all nooby and I should use tweens, and now I find weens are supposed to be nooby! I have had experience with flash for almost 2 years (I have made a ton of old animations, but they are all FBF, no music, no AS, no symbols, and pointless to submit) My special effects aren't just motion tweened filtered MCs. First, I drew all the movie clips (smoke, fire, explosions) and there are about 10 in total, then I blurred them all, played around with the alpha and brightness, and animated the explosion. Also, I didn't get that earth picture from google, I got it from windows live search :P And if you think Im bad, you should see mattMorgan. He goes to the same school as me, and he always copies everyones ideas and acts as if he owns the world. He can't make anything without inventing a new company (with mattMorgan in the name) to do with it. He makes his own (piczo) site and calls it mattmorgan sponsorrships. He will then make a flash about his own companies and how great he is, for mattMorgan games, which is sponsored by mattMorgan sponserships, He will then make yet another site for that "game". He got all exited as if he was going to start some super rich game company the day I showed him how to make a button. His race car slalome was copied directly from the downloadable .fla from my car game tutorial, I did EVERYTHING on hisch mtn challenge exept the menu, and he keeps MSNIng me asking how to do stuff.

[Madness Neurosis Collab]

I don't mean to be a jerk, but...

This was not such a good collab. Everything was so flat and boring. A lot of the parts were extremely choppy, with the exception of XRaider and LLL. The rest of the parts weren't good at all. A lot of the graphics used were just blatant rips from spritesheets, it took forever for the guys to kill each other, it wasn't funny at ALL, the menu was poorly scripted, the credits were incomplete, all of the character positioning and modelling was completely off. The different perspectives of shooting were horribly done, wrong head views were used, and seriously fucking gay recoil. Most of the movement was very choppy and very very fucking hard to watch. Nearly everything was misplaced, quite a few things were ripped, and the only reason this got a good score is because of the 100 page topic in the forums. This was no where near to my expectations, and although you guys "worked" hard, all you made was a eye torturing train wreck.

Sorry to say it, I really am. I'm not being a jerk or anything, because I'm no Krinkels. I suck.

There is serious, massive room for improvement in this collab. Hopefully the next one would live up to something good?

~Splurgle

YK-Blaze responds:

i know you made ME series but if you made the best tribute there is it doesn't mean that you need to criticize this....so we used spritesheet? so? does that mean that elvin earthworm(the creator of the populer SMBZ series) suck because he used sprites? we did the same just with madness characters...it doesnt mean its awefull...i know it has been choppy but it was fun for alot(alot!) of people so if you think cause you made ME that anything thats not like it is wrong...then fuck you....
im not saying it was perfect im not saying it was the best madness ever this was just another tribute for krinkels famous series and no its not because of the 100 pages....why? cause theres over 100,000 views and its growing...i do understand that theres at least 30% that didn't like it
but there are 70% that did so i dont care about the haters...my flash is for enjoyment only
and i see you didn't only because its not like krinkels so conclusion....you like watching the same splurgle ... we made something a bit diffrent and because of that you hate it....(all in your review) so you are a jerk :P