Score: 10

"WOOOOOW."

submission: Redness Precision

date: September 25, 2008

I LOVED it. Wow. You are simply a master at combining a story with senseless violence. Graphics were analrapingly good alongside splendid voice acting. Good job man, you have improved a FUCK load since your last one. It's simply beautiful.

I am also slowly animating my shit, and I must say you have really inspired me to hurry the fuck up!

Great voice acting, story, graphics, music, everything, Alpha man. Ten. Ten. TEN!! 10!!! Fucking loved it.

~Splurgle :)

Score: 10

"Getting better and better,"

submission: Mastermind 3

date: March 31, 2008

You are just... fucking awesome. I find the Mastermind series to be brilliant, humorous, and just so awesome. The graphics were the same, but outstanding as usual. This isn't really criticism but more like... praise.

Praise, praise, praise.

~Huge ass fan.

Score: 3

"Are you going to post that response everytime?"

submission: The Gansta and The Nerd 2

date: March 29, 2008

In that case, I have made "a" animation. This was longer, but not as interesting as it's supposed to be. Hideous graphics, very stereotypical plot, and lots of misspelled words. Just basically a shitfest posted in an .SWF format.

You are noob man!
You are latin man!
and if this is one of your first animations, WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON NEWGROUNDS? YOU DO KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH MANY MORE STAGES OF PRACTICE BEFORE YOU SUBMIT ANYTHING.

AND, I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ANIMATIONS, NEXT CRITIC.

Score: 2

"Okay, I'm going to use every character now."

submission: Merry Madness 7 TRAILER

date: March 25, 2008

So, what really confused me at first was the fact that you already have a TEASER for this Merry Madness 7. I said to myself, "Hmm, this might be alright." I've never seen any of the other ones, so i didn't know what it was. I look at this and think, what the HELL is this. I honestly have no idea what these are for. These little things are just blatant tweened disasters. All of the graphics were just poorly made. That's all I have to say. You make short little movements all the time at every part of this little movie. All of them were just disgusting. DISGUSTING. This is just stupid and useless.

EVERYTHING you made here was childish. Seriously. There is no purpose in this movie, no storyline, no nothing. Your poor madness sprites made me cringe and just wish your copy of flash would just shrivel up in flames.

You're just a kid, and you really need a lot of practice before you try and make anything good. Honestly. I see no entertainment value in this SECOND preview for the 7th train wreck you're planning on crapping out into the newgrounds atmosphere.

Who the HELL cares what I think, right? I'm just giving you suggestions. Your graphics and storytelling abilities are very weak and mediocre, and I wasn't entertained at all as I watched this movie. But, you don't need to listen to what I say. Continue making your crappy movies. They're horrible. Hopefully soon you will get the picture.

Don't bother replying to this. I'm not going to read it, and if I stumble upon it, I will laugh with girlish delight. I cannot believe there is THIS MUCH hype over such a worthless movie. This was slow, choppy, distorted, and quite fucking boring to be very, very honest. But go ahead. I can't stop you.

Fail all you like. The people that just say "OGM I LUV DIS SO MUCH ITS SO AWESOME IM U R BGIST FAN" know nothing. They don't give you any sort of criticism except encourage you to continue failing.

Like I said before, say whatever you want to me. This has dragged WAY too far. WAY. Who the fuck releases 2 previews of the same movie? Who? How pointless is that? Is that supposed to encourage people? Make them even more excited? You need to learn how to play the game before you start battling on Hard Mode. This is just an utter disgrace. ALL of your graphics are just horrible generic shapes with lines that are placed in the wrong areas. Seriously, just stop. You're not contributing much except to your ego. You submit this then you can tell yourself "Oh, I am Martin Scorsese. I am Krinkels. I rule. I need no improvement. I'm going to rush through everything I make." You are sadly mistaken.

I am coming to think that for a DEFINITE FACT you won't listen to anything I've said. And frankly, I don't care. I just can't believe what you're getting for this. It's just lame and overrated. You need to brush up on your graphics, animation techniques, storyboarding, story planning, and fucking make some more original characters. Santa and fucking zucchini shaped green demons aren't very original if you ask me. I'm tired of seeing these generic madness tributes and to be very frank, I'm getting tired of making them.

No one will ever come close to Krinkels, I don't know what compels them to continue trying to be something they will most likely either give up on or just never be. It's just the truth. I am giving you an inept analysis you have NEVER asked for.

Hey, I don't even know if you're going to READ all of this. If you did, good job. Now you know what I think. Oh, what's that? You don't care? Nice.

Time to sum this up.

-Poorly made generic graphics with an overused character scheme.
-No action.
-Not a clear/entertaining story.
-Seems to be very stale with a very common concept.
-Mediocre and blatant rip off of the Madness series.

Just improve these and you would get somewhere. Making stuff like this... well, I just don't find to be very appealing to watch. It's going too far.
If you plan on an 8th, I suggest remaking all of the graphics. It's for the best. And take up some new animation techniques because robotic tweening is lame.

Score: 3

""Special Effects?""

submission: Madness HQ

date: March 24, 2008

Are you fucking kidding me? All I saw in this Madness interactive sprite sheet you like to call a movie was a bunch of movie clips with blur filters on them. Not to mention the horrid overused elevator music, the unoriginal sprites, the awful buttons, and the tweened disaster you liked to call animation.

-there were misplaced heads, distorted bodies, horrible ripped sprites, and a pixelated Earth you probably got from google.

Judging from your authors comments you're acting like some big shot animator with years upon years of experience racked under your belt. No. You need to open your eyes and maybe look at how much of a disaster your "SPECIAL EFFECTS SKILLS" are. The tweened smoke was just a joke. Anybody can make a movie clip, select the filters tab, and press that + button to add a blur effect. There. See? I just described your special effects.

Spend more time on your work, don't make shorts, draw your own stuff, and for god sakes keep practicing.

FILTERS AREN'T SPECIAL EFFECTS. THEY JUST AREN'T.
MADNESS IS NOT TWEENED. TWEENING IS ROBOTIC AND UNREALISTIC, NOT TO MENTION VERY PAINFUL TO WATCH.

Don't bother replying to this, because I'm pretty sure you will ignore the criticism and take offense to what I have said. You need to figure out some new techniques before you decide to submit your movies.

I hope you consider this?

-Regardless of the time you spent making this atrocity, it is a worthless movie with many different segments that need more improvements added on before you decide to submit it. This was just horrible

Score: 9

"Hahah."

submission: Madness Short - Compost

date: September 29, 2007

Win. 4srs.

<3

Score: 2

"I don't mean to be a jerk, but..."

submission: Madness Neurosis Collab

date: September 29, 2007

This was not such a good collab. Everything was so flat and boring. A lot of the parts were extremely choppy, with the exception of XRaider and LLL. The rest of the parts weren't good at all. A lot of the graphics used were just blatant rips from spritesheets, it took forever for the guys to kill each other, it wasn't funny at ALL, the menu was poorly scripted, the credits were incomplete, all of the character positioning and modelling was completely off. The different perspectives of shooting were horribly done, wrong head views were used, and seriously fucking gay recoil. Most of the movement was very choppy and very very fucking hard to watch. Nearly everything was misplaced, quite a few things were ripped, and the only reason this got a good score is because of the 100 page topic in the forums. This was no where near to my expectations, and although you guys "worked" hard, all you made was a eye torturing train wreck.

Sorry to say it, I really am. I'm not being a jerk or anything, because I'm no Krinkels. I suck.

There is serious, massive room for improvement in this collab. Hopefully the next one would live up to something good?

~Splurgle

Score: 9

"Nice!"

submission: -Annihilation- SE

date: September 22, 2007

Massive improvement from your other work. Keep it up, man!

Score: 10

"Lol."

submission: Madness Elimination 5RE

date: September 19, 2007

This is seriously a great impression of my gay series. Thanks for doing this, I had a good laugh.

I guess I'll release the last pile of shit some time.

>=]

Score: 1

"Look, buddy..."

submission: Madness Unloaded Ep:1

date: July 9, 2007

When I opened this animation link, I expected to find a semi-decent tribute with some minimal amounts of effort. But what do I see? I see a guy with a head band and spinach splattered all over his face hover into a room, get sucked through a ceiling, and extend his arms 20 feet in the air to jump a 20 story building. At to top that, it was literally 10 seconds long. Your first two backgrounds were from the Madness Interactive spritesheet, and your second background was poorly rendered by you. Look, I'm giving you an honest review. I just find it very hard to believe that you even consider this an episode. Don't tell me to wait for Episode 2, because I don't think you've left a good impression on me to watch it. I don't see any plot either. Can you tell me what sort of a plot was in that? This is what I've understood from the movie:

Man hovers in a room.
Yells.
Gets sucked into a ceiling.
Extends his arm.
Jumps a building.

Can you PLEASE tell me where the plot is in that? You honestly need to put a LOT more effort in your movies, actually make them 1-2 minutes long, and stream your music! The only reason this was 3.8 mb was because you just put Cheshyre's song in as an Event and used the entire song for a 10 second animation. You need to improve before you submit your stuff into the portal. How about next time you put some effort into it? Make it longer, practice Frame-by-Frame movements, use layers, and draw right.

You will probably respond saying "Shut up idiot i put effort into it wait for episode 2 ur so stupid."

Well, I gave you a full-on, 1 page, honest review.

Please try again. More effort into your "work".
I would be pretty impressed if you actually read all of that stuff anyway.

~Hope you put my advice into consideration.
Splurgle