Score: 9

"Stylish."

submission: Three Guys and a Tree

date: September 27, 2008

Good to see some new spins on Madness, quite a crazy escapade this little movie was, with very suitable music. You really pulled off the rough-graphic style you were aiming for, which I see as a success. Good work overall, definitely does madness justice in a whole new kind of way.

~Splurgle

Score: 10

"WOOOOOW."

submission: Redness Precision

date: September 25, 2008

I LOVED it. Wow. You are simply a master at combining a story with senseless violence. Graphics were analrapingly good alongside splendid voice acting. Good job man, you have improved a FUCK load since your last one. It's simply beautiful.

I am also slowly animating my shit, and I must say you have really inspired me to hurry the fuck up!

Great voice acting, story, graphics, music, everything, Alpha man. Ten. Ten. TEN!! 10!!! Fucking loved it.

~Splurgle :)

Score: 10

"Oh, my god..."

submission: Awesome Racer

date: August 14, 2008

Fucking hilarious, and that is all. That's what you intended, that's what you delivered. Usually a lot of NG stuff is very lame, but hell this was fucking funny.

~Splurgle

Score: 10

"Getting better and better,"

submission: Mastermind 3

date: March 31, 2008

You are just... fucking awesome. I find the Mastermind series to be brilliant, humorous, and just so awesome. The graphics were the same, but outstanding as usual. This isn't really criticism but more like... praise.

Praise, praise, praise.

~Huge ass fan.

Score: 3

"Are you going to post that response everytime?"

submission: The Gansta and The Nerd 2

date: March 29, 2008

In that case, I have made "a" animation. This was longer, but not as interesting as it's supposed to be. Hideous graphics, very stereotypical plot, and lots of misspelled words. Just basically a shitfest posted in an .SWF format.

You are noob man!
You are latin man!
and if this is one of your first animations, WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON NEWGROUNDS? YOU DO KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH MANY MORE STAGES OF PRACTICE BEFORE YOU SUBMIT ANYTHING.

AND, I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ANIMATIONS, NEXT CRITIC.

Score: 2

"Okay, I'm going to use every character now."

submission: Merry Madness 7 TRAILER

date: March 25, 2008

So, what really confused me at first was the fact that you already have a TEASER for this Merry Madness 7. I said to myself, "Hmm, this might be alright." I've never seen any of the other ones, so i didn't know what it was. I look at this and think, what the HELL is this. I honestly have no idea what these are for. These little things are just blatant tweened disasters. All of the graphics were just poorly made. That's all I have to say. You make short little movements all the time at every part of this little movie. All of them were just disgusting. DISGUSTING. This is just stupid and useless.

EVERYTHING you made here was childish. Seriously. There is no purpose in this movie, no storyline, no nothing. Your poor madness sprites made me cringe and just wish your copy of flash would just shrivel up in flames.

You're just a kid, and you really need a lot of practice before you try and make anything good. Honestly. I see no entertainment value in this SECOND preview for the 7th train wreck you're planning on crapping out into the newgrounds atmosphere.

Who the HELL cares what I think, right? I'm just giving you suggestions. Your graphics and storytelling abilities are very weak and mediocre, and I wasn't entertained at all as I watched this movie. But, you don't need to listen to what I say. Continue making your crappy movies. They're horrible. Hopefully soon you will get the picture.

Don't bother replying to this. I'm not going to read it, and if I stumble upon it, I will laugh with girlish delight. I cannot believe there is THIS MUCH hype over such a worthless movie. This was slow, choppy, distorted, and quite fucking boring to be very, very honest. But go ahead. I can't stop you.

Fail all you like. The people that just say "OGM I LUV DIS SO MUCH ITS SO AWESOME IM U R BGIST FAN" know nothing. They don't give you any sort of criticism except encourage you to continue failing.

Like I said before, say whatever you want to me. This has dragged WAY too far. WAY. Who the fuck releases 2 previews of the same movie? Who? How pointless is that? Is that supposed to encourage people? Make them even more excited? You need to learn how to play the game before you start battling on Hard Mode. This is just an utter disgrace. ALL of your graphics are just horrible generic shapes with lines that are placed in the wrong areas. Seriously, just stop. You're not contributing much except to your ego. You submit this then you can tell yourself "Oh, I am Martin Scorsese. I am Krinkels. I rule. I need no improvement. I'm going to rush through everything I make." You are sadly mistaken.

I am coming to think that for a DEFINITE FACT you won't listen to anything I've said. And frankly, I don't care. I just can't believe what you're getting for this. It's just lame and overrated. You need to brush up on your graphics, animation techniques, storyboarding, story planning, and fucking make some more original characters. Santa and fucking zucchini shaped green demons aren't very original if you ask me. I'm tired of seeing these generic madness tributes and to be very frank, I'm getting tired of making them.

No one will ever come close to Krinkels, I don't know what compels them to continue trying to be something they will most likely either give up on or just never be. It's just the truth. I am giving you an inept analysis you have NEVER asked for.

Hey, I don't even know if you're going to READ all of this. If you did, good job. Now you know what I think. Oh, what's that? You don't care? Nice.

Time to sum this up.

-Poorly made generic graphics with an overused character scheme.
-No action.
-Not a clear/entertaining story.
-Seems to be very stale with a very common concept.
-Mediocre and blatant rip off of the Madness series.

Just improve these and you would get somewhere. Making stuff like this... well, I just don't find to be very appealing to watch. It's going too far.
If you plan on an 8th, I suggest remaking all of the graphics. It's for the best. And take up some new animation techniques because robotic tweening is lame.

Score: 10

"Oh my god?"

submission: Walk in the Woods

date: March 25, 2008

What is this? Something GOOD to review? Well well.

Anyways, the graphics were fucking superb, as usual, I would expect nothing less from a mastermind such as TheWeebl. The humor was a big twist and surprise for me. Shit jokes? This was quite a tasteful shit joke I might add. This is like, one of those times where I actually LOL at a flash movie. I thank you for that you awesome animating guy you. :)

~Splurgle

ALSO MOAR JOKES PL0X

Score: 3

""Special Effects?""

submission: Madness HQ

date: March 24, 2008

Are you fucking kidding me? All I saw in this Madness interactive sprite sheet you like to call a movie was a bunch of movie clips with blur filters on them. Not to mention the horrid overused elevator music, the unoriginal sprites, the awful buttons, and the tweened disaster you liked to call animation.

-there were misplaced heads, distorted bodies, horrible ripped sprites, and a pixelated Earth you probably got from google.

Judging from your authors comments you're acting like some big shot animator with years upon years of experience racked under your belt. No. You need to open your eyes and maybe look at how much of a disaster your "SPECIAL EFFECTS SKILLS" are. The tweened smoke was just a joke. Anybody can make a movie clip, select the filters tab, and press that + button to add a blur effect. There. See? I just described your special effects.

Spend more time on your work, don't make shorts, draw your own stuff, and for god sakes keep practicing.

FILTERS AREN'T SPECIAL EFFECTS. THEY JUST AREN'T.
MADNESS IS NOT TWEENED. TWEENING IS ROBOTIC AND UNREALISTIC, NOT TO MENTION VERY PAINFUL TO WATCH.

Don't bother replying to this, because I'm pretty sure you will ignore the criticism and take offense to what I have said. You need to figure out some new techniques before you decide to submit your movies.

I hope you consider this?

-Regardless of the time you spent making this atrocity, it is a worthless movie with many different segments that need more improvements added on before you decide to submit it. This was just horrible

Score: 3

"Not only has 3D Madness been done..."

submission: Madness 3D TEASER

date: March 23, 2008

But the purpose of making your own Madness movie is to have something fresh added to it making it a unique viewing experience. This was just... Gradients tweened together. This is not hard to make. It was very sloppy, as if someone animated it while they were tossing someone's salad, and the frames of this animation were mixed up in it. The music has been done, the character has been done, the idea has been done, everything presented here has been done. You have shown nothing unique or viewable in this trailer, and don't tell me "BTU ITZ 3 DDDDD ". No. This was not 3D. This was very hard to watch. 3D is supposed to make you go:

"Woah! Those graphics were breathtaking! I'm going to watch it again!!"

Not:

"...Those are just linear colored rectangles tweened together horribly."

Your title is a lie. This was not 3D. This was just tweened nonsense no one in their right mind would want to watch. If you're going to use this style, you need to have outlines and solid colors. Not faded rectangles. You haven't done anything anyone hasn't seen already.

Hey, it's the truth. Get mad if you want and respond with your nonsense. I'm just saying this was a very, very poorly made animation which would require a LOT of attention and touching up before it would become anywhere near watchable.

~Splurgle

Score: 1

"Alright, so um, I'm going to be HONEST."

submission: madness short 2

date: March 20, 2008

What the hell is wrong with the first two reviewers? This was probably the worst flash I've ever seen. I'm NOT joking. How do you manage to get these scores you don't deserve? There was NO proper movement, NO originality, NO point, NO fucking point in watching. It was way too fucking short to be considered a movie. As a matter of fact, it was way too short to be considered a short. I don't want you to continue this blatant rip off of a successful series. Just because you can't make anything worth watching doesn't mean you have to take a congested diarrhea shit all over the NG Portal. What the hell were you thinking?

You didn't draw anything for yourself, except maybe that horribly traced gradient car at the beginning, you ripped off all of the sound, the music was from Madness 8, all of the backgrounds were from the original madness series, and this movie is too fucking short to be CONSIDERED A MOVIE. I don't know what those two guys were thinking when they voted 10 on this movie. Crack, LSD, or some other narcotic is probably chewing their brains up right now.

You SERIOUSLY need to make drastic improvements to your polished failures you like to call a flash. This is a disgrace to madness and possibly to flash itself.

If you were too lazy or full of yourself to read my full, analyzed review down to the last detail, in a few short, simple words:

*DRUM ROLL*

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Fail. F. 0/10. Blam this piece of crap. It's disgraceful, unworthy, and was probably either slapped together in 10 minutes to deliberately get people stirred up at the sight of disgusting rip offs of an awesome series, or maybe it was some other guy who just, really, really sucks at making flash movies. My guess is both.

Either start practicing Flash, or stop stringing useless pictures you didn't make and submitting it to the portal. It doesn't work out for you, or for anyone. You have a lot of exhausting improvements you need to catch up on. This is just, too far, man.

1/10, and that's out of sheer generosity. You definitely did NOT earn those two 10s or the score of 2.60.

0/5

~Splurgle